Keeland Masters…Growing up he was the boy next door, my brother’s best friend, my first crush. And then, he just vanished into thin air. But now that he’s back in town, he wants to come over to play…And I’m not talking hopscotch.
I’ve been catfished. My fairytale Internet romance has quickly turned into a nightmare. Now, I’m stranded 2000 miles from home with nowhere to lay my head on this hellish California night…Maxwell Masters is a friend-of-a-friend sent to save me from my poor life choices. But, the bad boy footballer likes to play dirty…he wants something in return. (No, not THAT. Get your mind out of the gutter).
I’m paying alimony to my idiot ex-husband, my business hardly makes enough to keep the lights on and I’m literally holding my car together with duct tape. Scratch that, I’m holding my life together with duct tape. So I won’t go on a date with the mysterious, new-in-town barista…I totally won’t…Will I?
He proposed! Okay, that statement may be a bit misleading. My best friend’s handsome, charming brother didn’t really propose marriage to me. It was more of a proposition than a proposal, actually. It’s strictly business…until he looks at me with those bedroom eyes and he flashes me that panty-melting smile. What the hell have I gotten myself into?
My new roommate was supposed to be a nerdy Silicon Valley programmer who spends his days writing code and watching cartoons. It seemed like the perfect arrangement, especially for a timid, socially-awkward girl like me. But nobody warned me that said geeky programmer would be performing said boring activities while shirtless and dripping his libido-igniting pheromones all over my new sofa. I can’t handle all that charm and charisma in such a small space. Every time he smiles, it feels like I’m on the verge of a medical emergency and these heart palpitations are really starting to worry me. He can’t stay here. His effortlessly seductive energy is cutting minutes off of my life expectancy.
Grumpy. Bossy. Downright rude. But this cowboy sets my hormones into overdrive. Too bad he’s my boss. And did I mention that I’m pregnant? Oh boy!
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